Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A business man was looking for a new secretary and this very blonde girl came for an interview. He kept asking her about her qualifications but the answers were so dumb that he had to think of something else to keep from laughing out loudly. But the interview was amusing him, so he asked her some simple questions like how old she was. The girl counted on her fingers and finally came up with 22. Then he asked her her…
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A bunch of guys get together for a night on the town. After a very long night of drinking they all decide to go back to one of the guy’s house. He tells all the boys that his wife won’t mind getting up to fix them a late snack. That is just what they do. They all go back to his house. He tells the boys to go grab a beer out of the fridge while he wakes his wife.…
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Two women were chatting at the local rodeo when they noticed a man strut by . . . shirtless and wearing tight cut-off shorts. “He must think,” the first woman said, shaking her head, “that he is God’s gift to women.” The second one laughed and said, “I hope he kept the receipt.”
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A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really funny if he snuck up behind this “King of the Jungle” and slipped him the old sausage. So the gorilla sneaks up on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips and starts pumping him in…
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Alex, Roy and David escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to Alex, ?Jump! Jump! It?s your only chance to survive!? Alex jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The fireman laugh as he slams into the pavement like a tomato. ?C?mon! Jump! You gotta jump!? say the firemen to Roy. ?Oh no! You?re gonna pull the blanket away!?…
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Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding? The cop got out of his car, and the young man rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The guy replied, “Yeah, well, I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way with a warning, but no ticket.
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A Jehova’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint, high pitched, “Come In”. He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to the back door. He knocked again and heard again the high pitched “Come In”. As he entered the kitchen a large, mean, snarling Doberman met him. As he plastered himself against the wall he called out for help. Again, he heard the “Come In”. He slid down the…
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Someone I know found this joke for me. It made me laugh so it might work on you! Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet…
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A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar… So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached…
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In the deepest jungles of Africa, two missionaries were seized by a tribe of hostile cannibals. The cannibals then stripped the missionaries of their clothing, hogtied them and threw them into a large vat of hot boiling water over an open fire with the intention of boiling them alive. As the missionaries kept praying for a miracle, one of them suddenly burst out laughing. This made the other missionary so confused by his companion’s sudden burst of laughter that he…
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