Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the…
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A blonde was going to hang herself, so she took a rope and a small ladder and headed to a tree in the park. A man passed her as she was setting everything up. He thought nothing of it, so he left. He came back later that day and saw the blonde sitting in the tree with the rope around her neck. “What happened to you? Why do you have a rope around your neck?” asked the man. The blonde…
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Two blondes were building a house, one on a ladder and one on the ground. The blonde on the ladder kept taking 2 nails out of her pouch, hammering one in the house and throwing the other over her shoulder. The blonde on the ground looks at her, puzzled. She then asks, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” The blonde on the ladder responds, “I pull 2 nails from my pouch, one is normal, it goes right in.…
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ENCOURAGEMENT So your daughter’s a hooker And spoiled your day. Look on the bright side, It’s excellent pay. APOLOGY My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. I looked at the tire, Sorry about your cat. GET WELL You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mends. Here’s a floral bouquet and a box of Depends. COMING OUT You’ve announced that you’re gay, Won’t that be a laugh ‘Cause you’re the new Head of the Joint Chiefs of…
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