Knock knock Jokes - page 2

1. Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? :0) 2. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Quit crying! It’s only me! :0) 3. Mamma, do you love me? Would you never in your whole life forget my name? Why, of course not, dear. Knock knock Who’s there? See, you’ve forgotten my name already! :0)

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Dirty knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French! Knock Knock Who’s there? “Fuck you said” “Fuck you said who?” “Me!” Knock Knock Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? And he bit me again! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda Smellmop. Wanda Smellmop who? No, thanks, I’m not into scat. Knock…

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A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. A kid, about 12 years old, answers the door. He’s wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other. The salesman is a little taken aback, so he asks, “Excuse me son, are your parents home?” The kid takes a big puff on the cigar and answers, “What the f*ck do you think?”

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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Well, you’re having fun now.

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knock knock…….. who’s there? olive. olive who? olive you!!!!!!!!!!!

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Will you remember me in 20 years??? (Wait) Will you remember me in 15??? (Wait) Will you remember me in 10??? (Wait) Will you remember me in 5??? (Wait) Knock Knock Who’s there??? See, you forgot me already!

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