Buddy’s dead
Q: Did you hear that First Dog Buddy died? A: He jumped into Hillary’s lap and froze to death!
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Jump jump Jokes - page 7
Man wins lottery, buys house, feeds gorilla etc.
A man wins the lottery and decides to buy a new house, so he goes to the estate agent and says to the agent, “I wanna buy the biggest most expensive house you’ve got!” So the agent says, “Ahh, I’ve been saving something special for an occasion like this.” The agent takes the man up to the house and shows him around. The man likes what he sees and is about to buy the house, when the agent says, “There’s…
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Brass Rat
A man walks into a Chinese shop, looking at all of the curious, exotic things in there. He sees a brass rat sitting on a shelf, and asks the shop keeper how much it is. The shop keeper says, “Ten dollars for rat, one thousand dollars for story about rat”. The man replies, “Well, here’s ten bucks for the rat, keep your dumb story”. “You’ll be back!”, the shop keeper said with a knowing, evil laugh. The man left the…
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Volunteer Firemen
A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put the fire out, but it was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. So the call was made. The volunteers arrived in a old, delapidated fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire and stopped right in the middle of the flames. The firemen quickly jumped off the truck and frantically began spraying…
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Nunsense
Sister Margaret and Sister Catherine went for a walk late one afternoon. They lost track of the time and finally realized that if they didn’t hurry back to the convent, they would be late for evening prayers. It was getting dark and in order to save time, they decided to take a short cut through the park, even though they were aware of the dangers of being in the park at night. They were hurrying through the park when all…
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A Letter of Apology
When I came into the office this morning, I noticed a sort of general feeling of unfriendliness, and since several of you have called me a “dirty son of a bitch” to my face, I knew I must have done something wrong at the office New Year’s Party. The Office Manager called me from the hospital today, and as this is my last day on the job, I’d like to take this way of apologizing to all of you. I…
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Midget in a Public Bathroom
One day, a man was taking a piss in a public bathroom when this midget comes walking in. The midget comes next to the man with a ladder and sets it up beside the man and climbs up. By this time, the man is a little curious. The midget then looks up and says, “Wow sir, those are nice balls, can I touch em?” The man both confused and flattered replies “OK.” The midget then takes a firm grasp and…
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The RE-RUN
One fine afternoon at the new golf course in Alabama, These two men were just finishing up the front nine when they decided to take a breather in the clubhouse. They went up to the lounge room and sat down and ordered a glass of beer. They started flipping thru the channels when they decided to watch the news. The first thing that was on was a woman about to comit suicide. The first man, which was a businessman, said,…
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Getting More for the Money
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room, they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences a repeat performance. The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese…
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Little Johnny and the Eel
Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his age, are rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he wondered just what it was all about. One day he asked his mother, and she became quite flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains later that night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. So he did this, and the next morning he gave this…
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