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Some more awful blonde jokes

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULLOVER!” “NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!” ++++++++++ The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something…

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cave joke

A woman walks into a bar and orders drinks for the house. The bartender sets them up then says, “That’ll be $105.50.” The woman says, “I don’t have any money.” The bartender says, “Then how do you expect to pay for all these drinks?” She lifts up her skirt past her crotch. She’s got no panties on. The bartender says, “Don’t you have anything smaller?”

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Quickie Blonde jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde’s ear? Data transfer Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? She…

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Drew Carey joke

Drew Carey opens up his paycheque & says, “Those idiots! It says Drew Fairy! They messed up my name again! Last week it said ‘Screw Carey’.” His friend Lewis takes a look at the amount on Drew’s cheque & says, “Looks like it’s ‘screw Carey’ every week!”

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The Forgotten Star Wars Sex Jokes

1. Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time? 2. I have felt him, my master. 3. Stay on the leader. 4. Luke just has too much of his father in him. 5. You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought. 6. You’re all clear kid, now let’s blow this thing. — possibly a bit vague — 7. eechurmamma! (Ewokese greeting) 8. I can’t, it’s too big.

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