Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat….. When she jumped out of my birthday cake I wanted my money back. Yo mama wear so much make up last time we went to the circus they let her in free cause they thought she was part of the clown act. Yo mama is so fat she buys lingerie at Sea World
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Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!
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Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar, but he didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. “I sure do,” he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter. “Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster?” “I got it from my genie.” “You have a genie?” he asked. “Yes, he’s right here in my golf bag.” “Could I see him?” He opens…
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Q. What does the D.C. in Washington, D.C., stand for? A. “Doing Clinton”
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Q: What is Bill Clinton’s worst nightmare? A: An intern with braces! (ewww!)
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On his third marriage already, Mr. Jones wanted to start a new life with a virginal young woman, since his marriages to worldly types were unsuccessful. He searched the country for a young innocent female — he classified by asking a simple question. Upon meeting a young lady he’d show them a picture of his member and ask them what it was. If the response was “dick” the lady was dirty and not worth marrying. After interviewing hundreds of ladies…
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Your momma is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Your so stupid, you think Federal Express is a branch of the government. Your father is so dumb, he went to an LA Clippers game to get a haircut. Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Olde Engkish 800 is a college course. Your mother is so stupid, she tired to drown herself in a car pool. your mother is so stupid, she put your brother in…
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1) Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, when they saw a sign that read, “Disneyland Left” so they turned around and went home. 2) How do you measure a blonde’s IQ? With a tire gauge! 3) Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!! 4)A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were walking along when the saw a $100. Who got the money? The dumb blonde because…
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Why does a blonde use birth control pills? Otherwise, she won’t know what day of the week it is.
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How do you confuse a blonde boy? You put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in the corner. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies? Because the sign said, “Seventeen and under not admitted.” What do you call a blonde holding a dollar over her head All you can eat under a buck A dumb blonde and a smart blonde jump off of a roof.…
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