Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
TOP 20 THINGS THAT SHOW YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90’S 20. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. 19. Your reason for not staying in touch with family members is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 18. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN’s homepage to your bookmarks. 17. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents. 16. Pick up lines now include…
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Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken, and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, “Let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25…
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Do you know why they make blonde jokes so short? So that brunettes can understand them.
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A man was in a bar and began to tell a joke. His first words were “There was this dumb Pollack. . .” when he was interrupted by the bartender, who was enormous. “Wait a minute,” said the barkeep, “I’M Polish. See that huge guy by the door? HE’S Polish. And see that other guy down there? HE’S Polish. Now, are you sure you want to tell this joke?” “Heck, no,” the man exclaimed. “I’d have to explain it three…
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Hand written on restroom wall above the urinal: “Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!”
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Seen on the wall in a men’s bathroom: What are you lookin’ up here for? The joke’s in your hand.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?…
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This blonde decided that she was sick and tired of all the “Blondes are dumb” jokes, so she decided she would prove “NOT all blondes are dumb”. She thought and thought on what she could do. Finally, she came up with an idea. She would memorize every state capital. She spent weeks memorizing them. When she learned them all, she was so proud! She told her boyfriend what she had been studying! She told him, “Ask me, ask me, ANY…
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1. Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner. 2. People mark December 31st on their calendar as “The End of the World.” 3. Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support mattresses. 4. You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to downsize. 5. HBO introduces it’s new channel: HBO Pi – The channel that never repeats. 6. Movie promos brag, “Funniest Movie of the Millenium.” 7.…
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This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM! NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle…
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