Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
1. What does a blonde’s mother say to her before going out at night? If your not in bed by 10, come home. 2. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. 3. What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and a brunette? You don’t need to give the blonde as much alcohol.
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After the crash in Paris, Queen Elizabeth called O.J. and said “Mr. Simpson, now THAT’S how it’s done!”
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1) What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? “Is ANYTHING all right?” 2) Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner. 3) How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) Don’t bother, I’ll sit in the dark, I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody. 4) Sam Levy was driving down the road, gets pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to Sam’s car,…
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Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Your mama is so stupid she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
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A man was walking along the beach when he saw a half buried ornate bottle. He picked it up and after examining it closely, removed the decorative stopper. As expected, a cloud of smoke blew out and a Genie appeared. The Genie informed the man that he was now the Genie’s master and was granted three wishes, but with a rider attached. The Genie proceeded to announce that his previous master was Bill Clinton and his third wish was for…
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Your moma’s so fat, When she bent over, astronauts looked down from space and thought they discovered a new planet.
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What do you call a dog with no ears? …Whatever you want! He won’t hear you!
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A giant panda walks into a restaurant, sits down at a table, and orders a salad from his waiter. The panda eats his salad and then takes out a gun and starts shooting all the other customers. When he’s finished, the waiter asks him, “What are you doing shooting all my other customers??” The panda looks over at him and tells him to look up “giant panda” in the dictionary. The panda then walks out of the restaurant. Confused, the…
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knock,knock who’s there? “madam” madam who? madam foot got stuck under the door…
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How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a different direction every day.
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