Intersection Jokes - page 2

All right, break it up!

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser, with an experienced partner. As they were responding to a radio call, they observed a crowd, gathered at an intersection. The rookie officer rolls down his window and yells, “YOU WILL DISPERSE! NOW!” The crowd does nothing. The rookie steps out of his car, draws his service revolver and says, “YOU WILL LEAVE THIS AREA, IMMEDIATELY, OR BE SUBJECT TO ARREST! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!” The small crowd…

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NY traffic

Traffic was excessively heavy at an intersection in New York City. A very obviously pregnant woman, stepped right out into traffic to cross the street and the screeching of brakes could be heard for blocks. One irate truck driver leaned out his window and yelled: “Hey Lady!! You can get knocked DOWN, too!”

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Smart dog & the butcher

A butcher in his shop, and he’s real busy, and he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads, “I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well.” The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold,…

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