Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
ENCOURAGEMENT So your daughter’s a hooker And spoiled your day. Look on the bright side, It’s excellent pay. APOLOGY My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. I looked at the tire, Sorry about your cat. GET WELL You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mends. Here’s a floral bouquet and a box of Depends. COMING OUT You’ve announced that you’re gay, Won’t that be a laugh ‘Cause you’re the new Head of the Joint Chiefs of…
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Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.” “Yes I do!” “Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?” “Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down.” “Well, what if the lion takes that big…
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Barbie’s Letter To Santa: Dear Santa: Listen, you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAY BACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you…
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