Yo Mama’s hardware store
Yo Mama’s like a hardware store. Five cents for a screw!
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Harsh Course, Harsher Caddy
Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy, “I’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course.” “Try heaven,” said the caddy. “You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
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Harvard Research
Researchers at Harvard have discovered why Jewish women love Chinese restaurants. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Won ton” spelled backwards is “not now”.
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Harvesting a Profit
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road, and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The…
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Sharp as a crayon
I went to the psychiatrist the other day. He handed me a piece of paper and a pencil and said, “Draw me something.” I said, “Like what?” “Something you can’t verbalize.” So after about ten minutes I handed him the paper and pencil back. “There’s nothing on this paper,” he said. “Yeah, I know,” I said. “I drew a blank.”
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Hard of Hearing
A retired couple was driving to Florida for the winter, when they were stopped by a highway patrolman in South Carolina. The patrolman approached the car, and noticed that is was an elderly couple, and the wife was driving. “Excuse me, Maam”, he said to the old woman, “Can I see your driver’s license please?” She then turned to her husband with puzzled look on her face. To this the old man screamed, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE!”…
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30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man. . .
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it’s cute. 3. Why don’t we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no…. a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13.…
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Tired of Harrassment
Eager to make her mark in the world of business, an attractive, young MBA took a job as executive assistant to the middle-aged owner of a fast-growing computer software company. She found the work challenging and the travel interesting, but she was extremely annoyed by her boss’ tendency to treat her in public as though she were his girlfriend, rather than a professional associate. This was especially irritating in restaurants, where he would insist on ordering for her and on…
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New Cartoon character
Q: Have you heard about the new cartoon character that Warner Brothers has created for the Spanish-speaking audience? A: His name is “Por-Que Pig” (that’s P-P-P-P-P-Por-kay P-P-Pig)
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If Men Were In Charge Of Weddings…..
There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that “forsaking all others” part. The couple would leave the ceremony in…
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