Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Rodney sat in his attorney’s office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” his lawyer asked. “Give me the bad news first.” “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.” “That’s the bad news?” asked Rodney, incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news!” “Well, it’s of you and your mistresss.”
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This man’s lawyer calls him up to come down to the office. “I really have to see you.” When he gets there the lawyer says, “I’ve got some bad news and I’ve got some terrible news for you.” The man says “Oh swell, I guess tell me the terrible news first.” The lawyer says, “Your wife just found a picture worth a half million dollars.”” Wow that’s great” said the man “If thats bad news what could be the terrible…
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The Top 16 Signs You’re on a Mafia Hit List 16. Your waiter wails in anguish as he tosses you the menu from the kitchen. 15. Your plan to skim protection money was brilliant, unlike your informercial telling others how to do likewise. 14. AOL calls to tell you your ID has changed to Sammy The Weasel. 13. Breaks seem squishy, accelerator’s kinda stuck, and there’s a half-eaten cannoli in your ashtray. 12. Three days in a row, you’ve thrown…
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A man was walking along the beach when he saw a half buried ornate bottle. He picked it up and after examining it closely, removed the decorative stopper. As expected, a cloud of smoke blew out and a Genie appeared. The Genie informed the man that he was now the Genie’s master and was granted three wishes, but with a rider attached. The Genie proceeded to announce that his previous master was a lawyer and the third wish was for…
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