Cashier Loving
Q: What did the cashier say to his girlfriend after she climaxed? A: Thank you, cum again.
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Girl girl Jokes - page 16
With Grandma’s Help
Little Jimmy was struggling with a homework assignment his 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Adams, had given her English class. Jimmy’s grandmother realized that the boy was having difficulty when she saw all the scrunched up papers around the kitchen table where he was working. “Having a problem with your homework, dear?” asked the sweet old lady. “I am, Grandma”, said Jimmy, dropping his pencil dejectedly on the table. “We’re supposed to make up a limerick and read it to the…
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How Babies are Made
A young mother was once again pregnant and trying to explain to her little girl how she had gotten that way. She explained how a baby was growing in her tummy, and how it took an egg and a sperm. Daddy made the sperm, and Mommy made the egg. The little girl asks, “So if it takes a sperm and an egg to make a baby, and the egg is already in your tummy, then how does the sperm get…
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Titles Considered for Monica’s New Autobiography..
“I Suck at My Job” “What Really Goes Down in the White House” “How I Blew It in the White House” “Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President” “Clear and Present Boner” “Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule” “Going Back for Gore” “Podium Girl” “Secret Services to the President” “The Congressional Sutdy on White House Intern Positions” “Al Gore is in Command for the Next 30 Minutes” “How to Beat Off the Government” “Going Down and…
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The Clinton Quiz 4 Dirty Johnny
One day at Little Bastard Elementary school, the children were at class in Mrs. Little’s class. She told the class that there was to be a special type of quiz that day and if you got your question right, you could go home early. “Alright class, who said ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?” Little Suzy rose her hand and answered John Kennedy, so she was dismissed. “Now, who…
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You know you’ve been online too long when…
Tech Support calls “YOU” for help. When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL.” When you reply to someone verbally, your fingers start typing your response. You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know there’s nothing there. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. You have called out someone’s screen name while making…
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Top 25 things a wife will NOT say
Top 25 Things A Wife Will Not Say: 1. I’ll swallow it all……..I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? 3. I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy. 4. Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Do another one! 6. I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You’re so sexy when your hungover. 8. I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than…
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Humiliation…
A very shy man is with all his college buddies in a bar one day, and he notices a very attractive girl sitting by herself. After gathering enough courage, he finally gets up and asks her if he chould buy her a drink, whereby she screams, “NO, I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!” The man, after being humiliated goes back to his buddies and sits down. Ten minutes later, the woman comes over to him and apologizes to him…
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Come to Me
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays the contents on her wrist and smells it, “That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Tracy?” “Yeah, Sharon. What’s it called ?” “Viens a moi.” “Viens a moi? What does that mean?” At this stage the store clerk offers some help. “Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’” Sharon takes another sniff and offers her…
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the bakery
While waiting to buy a danish and some coffee, my girlfriend and I notice this huge hairy man making the danish up. He grabbed a piece of the dough, rolled it into a ball and raised his arm and putting the dough under his arm, slapped his arm back down onto the dough to flatten it out and placing it on the baking pan. My girlfriend was horrified at the sight of this. She cried out in disbelief at the…
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