Blonde Punctuation
A teacher writes the following on the board and asks this blonde to punctuate it: fun fun fun worry worry worry This is what she wrote: “fun PERIOD fun PERIOD fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!!”
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Baillie Gifford Prize Shortlist Reveals It’s Not Just Books, It’s a Safari of ‘Horny Wolves, Eunuchs, and Pirates’!
Well, move over, weighty biographies and profound philosophical treatises! The prestigious Baillie Gifford prize has unveiled a shortlist that reads less like a literary award and more like the guest list for the world’s most interesting (and slightly unhinged) dinner party. ? We’re talking ‘horny wolves, eunuchs, and pirates’ all vying for top nonfiction honors. Apparently, authors like Helen Garner and Richard Holmes are at the forefront of this wild ride, with their nonfiction books not only exploring these… diverse…
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At 91, Maureen Duffy Proves You’re Never Too Old to Pioneer, Scoops Prize for ‘Mature’ Talent
At 91, Maureen Duffy is officially redefining ‘pioneering,’ charmingly snagging the inaugural ‘Pioneer’ prize! ? This delightful new literary award, specifically designed for female writers over 60, was thoughtfully launched by RSL president Bernardine Evaristo. And here’s the best part: it’s funded by the generous £100,000 Evaristo herself won from another prestigious women’s prize. Talk about empowering the seasoned literary ladies with a brilliant pay-it-forward scheme! ?? It seems the literary world is finally celebrating the wisdom (and wit!) that…
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Singer ‘Self Esteem’ Cast as Raging Rock Star, Proving Inner Peace Can Also Shred Guitars
In a casting decision that has us all chuckling into our tea, the artist known professionally as Self Esteem is set to embrace her inner turmoil as a “raging rock star” in a revival of David Hare’s ‘Teeth ’n’ Smiles’. ? It seems even those with stellar self-worth can channel pure, unadulterated stage fury! Rebecca Lucy Taylor, the woman behind the wonderfully ironic moniker, will tackle the role of Maggie in a 50th-anniversary production hitting London in March. Fun fact:…
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Jaws at 50: Spielberg Admits He Feared Career Doom and Witnessed Epic Barfing
Jaws at 50: Spielberg Admits He Feared Career Doom and Witnessed Epic Barfing. The legendary filmmaker, celebrating a new exhibition in LA, looked back at the chaotic making of his iconic shark flick. Apparently, it wasn’t all smooth sailing… or rather, smooth swimming! ? He confessed to fearing his career was ‘over’ during the notoriously difficult production, which famously involved a perpetually malfunctioning mechanical shark. But wait, there’s more! He also vividly recalled the sheer amount of seasickness on set,…
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France’s New PM Sworn In, Immediately Greeted by Protesters Vowing to ‘Die Standing’ for Budget Cuts
Well, that didn’t take long! ? France’s brand-new Prime Minister barely had time to find the coffee machine before being welcomed by the infamous ‘Block Everything’ protests. One Parisian teacher quipped, “Bayrou was ousted, now his policies must be eliminated!” – demanding more funds for schools and hospitals, naturally. But it was unionist Amar Lagha who stole the show, dramatically declaring to Reuters: “This day is a message… that there is no resignation, the fight continues, and a message to…
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New Secretary
Mr. Reiss got himself a new secretary. Maggie was young, sweet and polite. She was also quite witty. One day while taking dictation, Maggie noticed his fly was open and, on leaving the room, she said “Oh, Mr Reiss, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling…
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Taking it with you
This old guy named Joe invested in Microsoft stock in the early eighties and just died a wealthy man. He had no family, so his business associates were at the reading of his will, where it was learned that the old man wanted to be buried with most of his money. His banker, pastor, and lawyer were each given envelopes with $500,000 cash with the instructions to deposit the money in the casket at the funeral. Three days later at…
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Deep Thoughts (lady falls)
One time I saw an old lady trip and fall in the street. I know it shouldn’t have been funny, but I laughed anyway. But then I started to think, “What if I was an ant?” Then it wouldn’t be so funny.
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A Redneck MaMa’s Letter to her Son
Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I’m still alive. I will write this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. First the big news…your Dad heard that most accidents happen close to home so we moved. You won’t know the house when you come home as I can’t send you the address because the last redneck family that lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn’t have to change their address.…
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