Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama’s so ugly she is Pentagon’s secret weapon. Yo mama is so ugly her photograph was Dr.Kevorkian’s favourite tool. Yo mama is so ugly CIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak. Yo mama is so ugly that when Fox Mulder saw her he said “I knew they were here!” Yo mama is so ugly that plan B in “Armageddon” was to make the asteroid turn by launching her picture into the orbit.
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes…
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During the Persian Gulf War, my Marine Corps unit had to dig foxholes every time we changed positions. Once, when a private was making his trench, he complained to our sergeant, “Why do we have to do this stupid digging?” Then there was a loud explosion just a hundred feet away. “What was THAT?” asked the private. “That,” replied the sergeant, “is called ‘incentive’.”
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