Pity the Florida gynecologist
Definition of a Florida gynecologist: A spreader of old wives’ tails.
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Flo Jokes - page 2
pink floyd and dale earnhardt
Q: What does pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? A: Their last hit was a wall.
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Beer flow
Q: What is the difference between beer and pee? A: About 4 minutes!
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Wet Floor (Limerick)
My boss is a fellow named Sid With the mind of an eight-year-old kid Just outside his door A sign said, “Wet floor,” Sid saw it, and read it … and did!
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Problem Flow Chart
Problem Flow Chart 1. Does it work? 2. If “Yes” go to 4. 3. If “No” go to 6. 4. Leave it alone. Do not touch it. Go to 5. 5. No problem. 6. Did you touch it? 7. If “Yes” go to 9. 8. If “No” go to 10 9. YOU IDIOT!!! Go to 13. 10. Will you get into trouble? 11. If “Yes” go to 18. 12. If “No” go to 16. 13. Does anyone else know? 14.…
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Florida Election Ballot
I think a Democrat must have made up the Florida Election Ballots. Of course, we must understand the Democrats court the minorities who can’t read, write, think, or punch a hole at the end of an arrow. As for the seniors, it bothers me that they had a problem, because they have no problems when it comes to playing 15 bingo cards at a time. By the way, that Bill Daily is a beaut — he comes from Chicago where…
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Valentine’s Day Flowers
On the Valentine’s Day before the birth of our first child, I brought a flowering plant home to my wife. “They’re Mums,” I told her, pleased with my pun. Since it was already a week past her due date, my wife quipped, “You should have gotten Impatiens.”
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Only in Florida
I have had two by-pass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, prostate cancer, and diabetes, I am half blind and can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia, poor circulation and can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore, Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But…Thank God I still have my DRIVER’S LICENSE!!!
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Iran’s President: Tehran’s Thirsty, Sinking, So We’re Just Going to Move the Entire Capital
Iran’s President: Tehran’s Thirsty, Sinking, So We’re Just Going to Move the Entire Capital! Apparently, when your bustling city of 10 million people starts guzzling a quarter of the nation’s water and literally sinking into the ground, there’s only one logical conclusion: pack up the capital and find a new spot! ? President Masoud Pezeshkian claims Iran has ‘no choice’ but to relocate Tehran to the south, citing an epic trifecta of over-expansion, water scarcity, and ground subsidence as the…
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Yeehaw, Guv’nah! ‘High Noon’ Gallops from Wild West to London’s West End Stage
Yeehaw, Guv’nah! ‘High Noon’ Gallops from Wild West to London’s West End Stage ?. Get ready for some frontier drama with a decidedly British accent! A Tony award-winning actor will trade dusty plains for polished floorboards, stepping into the iconic marshal role in a London stage adaptation of the classic 1952 western that famously won Gary Cooper an Oscar. We’re picturing spurs clanking on velvet carpets and dramatic tumbleweeds made of stage smoke. Mind the gap, marshal! Read more: high…
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