Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A team of archaeologists were working when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists…
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This guy goes to college and after a few months writes his dad a letter: Dear dad, I’m having lots of fun, I have a girlfriend. Could you please send me some money? Johnny Well, after a couple of years, he just writes: No mon’, No fun, Yo son And his dad replied to this letter as so: Too bad, So sad, Yo dad!
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10. When you find a voodoo doll hanging in the breakroom that looks exactly like you. 9. When you fire an employee and he/she smiles and says “I’ll be back in a minute.” 8. If you find a “get-a-free-hair-cut-while-you-shower” coupon on your dest. 7. When you find framed pictures on the memo board of deranged postal workers. 6. When everyone swears it was a mistake in holding your birthday party at a demolition site. 5. When your employees buys a…
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You know those “special offers” that “you would be CRAZY to turn down”? Here’s how you might wish to respond to them: —————————————- To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for your recent e-mail to me. It was good hearing from you and reading your advertisement As information, I am a reasonably healthy male, over 40 years of age. If you sent me the ad/offer regarding how I may “enlarge my breasts,” I think I’ll pass, if you don’t mind.…
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Moses’ account of creation in the book of Genesis is so familiar and so entrenched in our cultural heritage, that many accept as actual historical fact, the assertion that Woman was created from one of Adam’s ribs. Science has railed against such simple beliefs for centuries. Last week at a dig in the escarpments along the western shore of the Dead Sea, archeologists uncovered ancient, original texts that predate Moses’ writings by 1,300 years. Translated, their account of life’s beginnings…
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1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings…they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. 5. Artificial Intelligence is…
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A wife is going through her husband’s closet one day when she finds a metal box. Inside the box she finds 3 golf balls and $20,000. She immediately goes downstairs and confronts him with it. Wife: “What is this box for?” Husband: “Well, every time we had bad sex I put a golf ball in the box.” The wife thought this was pretty good seeing as how they had been married for 20 years. Wife: “What is the $20,000 for?”…
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Husband to counselor: We were very happy for 22 years. Counselor: What happened? Husband: We got married. Counselor, turning to wife: Do you agree with your husband’s assessment of your marriage? Wife: Yes, the only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
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50 years ago…100 white man chasing one black man in across a fiel was called Ku Klux Klan. Today …it is called the PGA Tour.
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ATTRACTION The act of associating horniness with a particular person. DATING The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT A method utilized by a woman to communicate to a man that she is interested…
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