Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
yo mamma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. yo mamma is so fat, everytime she wears red, all the neighborhood people come out singing, “go koolaid, go koolaid”. yo mamma is so fat, that when one day while she was bungee jumping in a yellow suit, someone said, “oh my god, someone do something! the sun is falling!”
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An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied, “Only a little while, Senor”. The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican fisherman replied that he…
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Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he’s going to divorce his wife. “Good grief,” says Jim, “You and Sue are the happiest couple I know – why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?” “Well,” replies Fred, “Truth be known I’m just bored with pokin’ the same hole night after night after night. I guess I’m hankerin’ for a bit of…
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One day a very tall, well-dressed man entered a small-town, general store in the South. He was so distinctively dressed that it was obvious to the clerk that this man was a Quaker. He was dressed in black and wore that hat just like the Quaker Oats guy wears. Well, the clerk had never before seen a real live Quaker, let alone talked to one. When the man reached the counter with his selections, the clerk could hardly contain himself.…
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Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your name again?” cards. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to…
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What a woman says: ?This place is a mess! C?mon, you and I need to clean up, your stuff is lying on the floor and you?ll have no clothes to wear if we don?t do laundry right now!? What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C?MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
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If Men TRULY ran the world: 1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time” would pretty much do it. 2. Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3. Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you’d get the day off to go drinking. Mother’s Day too. 5.…
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Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to discover that she is pregnant. She is furious and can’t believe this has happened, when she is running for the Senate, too!!! She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone and immediately begins to berate him, screaming, “I just found out I’m 5 weeks PREGNANT, and it is all YOUR fault!!! How could you have let this HAPPEN? With…
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every…
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Pat and Mike were drinking buddies for over 30 years. Pat is now on his death bed and says to Mike, “Mike, my friend, I would appreciate it if you could remember me after I am gone and every Friday, like we have for the past 30 years, could you pour some of the brew over my grave to remember me by.” Mike replies,”Pat, my Friend, I would be more than happy to do that for you, but would you…
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