Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A family of three [mom, dad and a 10 year-old girl] went down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you.” The mom replied, “That’s right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are.” The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, “Mommy, mommy, guys down…
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There was a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover saying “49, 49, 49, 49!” A dumb blond walks up to him and asks, “What are you doing?” He says, “I’m exercising.” She asks, “Can I try?” “Sure.” She gets on the manhole and does the same thing. “49, 49, 49, 49!” The man reaches under her and SNATCHES the cover out from under her, she falls in. He puts the cover back on and jumps up and…
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You walk up to a girl and say, “Are you from Tennesse?” “(HER ANSWER)” “Well YOU’RE the only 10 I see!” Sure to please the dumb blonde 0-)
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Why do blondes have bruises around thier bellybuttons??? Because, there are dumb blonde guys too!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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What is a dumb blonde’s favorite prime time show on Thursday? Give up? ERRRRRRR (ER!)
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“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…. and I also know that I’m not blonde.” -Dolly Parton- “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” -Erica Jong- “I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that…
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Q: What is the dumbest thing a blonde could ask her mom? A: Are you still a virgin?
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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows.…
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