Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Doe Jokes - page 61
Elmer
Q: Do you know the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? A: The wicker basket you store stuff in and the wicker box is what elmer fudd does to his girlfriend
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You might be a redneck if….
You Might be a redneck if your halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does!
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Music Jokes
Q: How many tuba players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to drink ’till the room spins. Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None they can’t get that high. Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around her. A: Four. One to screw…
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The Jigsaw Puzzle
Two Newfies go into a bar and order “Champagne for everyone!” After the bartender does this, he ask the guys why they’re celebrating. The two Newfies proclaim: “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle, and it only took us two months!” “Two months, what’s so special about that?” said the bartender. “Well on the box it said 2-4 years!”
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Analyst and the light bulb
How many psycho-analyists does it take to change a light bulb? One…but the bulb must be willing to be changed.
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Blonde Redemption
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?…
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How many men………….
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: A bunch! Men will screw anything!
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Seymour in Heaven
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. “Hungry, Seymour?” the Lord asked. “I could eat,” said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka. The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry, and Seymour again…
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MEANEST ANIMAL ON EARTH
Three men were arguing which animal was the meanest. The first said, “A lion was meanest with big claws and teeth it could tear a person up in a second.” The second man said, “No, it has to be a rhinocerous with that big horn and thick hide it could tear a house down in a minute.” The third man said, “No, the meanest animal on earth is a crocagator.” The other two said, “What the hell is a crocagator.…
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