Dirt Jokes - page 11

Dirty Limmericks 1. There once was a lad from Mass Who’s balls were made of fine brass In stormy weather they clanged together And sparks would fly out of his ass! 2. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover dove her and said “Hey, I got a bone of my own!’

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The Welfare Department received these letters from American citizens: 1. I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. 2. Unless I get my husband’s money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life. 3. I want money as quick as I can get it, so I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn’t do me any good. If things don’t improve I will have to send…

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