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My Cookies

Little Timmy went to his grandparent?s house to visit for the weekend. Little Timmy went outside to find his grandpa smoking a cigar on the porch. The boy asked, ?Can I have a cigar?? The Grandpa replied ?does your dick touch your ass?? The boy answered ?No.? so the Grandpa said, ?Well then you can?t have a cigar!? Later that day, Little Timmy went and found his Grandpa drinking a beer? the boy asked, ?Can I have a beer?? The…

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Nuts

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth

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Robotic Arm

A man who lost his arms in Vietnam won a million dollars and immediately went to a doctor asking for their most advanced arms. The doctor told him that they had a brand new voice activated arm, but it costed one million dollars so he could only get one. The man agreed and got the arm. One day he goes to a bar to show off the arm to his buddies. He tells the arm to pick up his drink,…

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15-incher

There was this guy who went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I have this bad stuttering problem, because of this, I can’t get no women and so I can’t get no pussy.” (saying every word in a stuttering mode) So the doctor checks him and finds the cause of his stuttering. He says, “Your penis is at least 15 inches and it’s so heavy that it’s pulling on the muscles of your tongue. That’s the cause of your stuttering.”…

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