In response to yesterday’s mama fest
Hey….I’d talk about YOUR mama….. but I don’t even know the man.
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Day man Jokes - page 7
The Memory Man
A foreigner was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face. “Who’s he?” said the foreigner. “That’s the Memory Man.” said the bartender. “He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.” So the foreigner goes over, and thinking he won’t know…
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A Snowy Day
A gentleman in a very cold downtown New York City was walking down the sidewalk when suddenly, he saw a policeman standing in snow up to his shoulders. He looked at the policeman with a puzzled look and asked him, “Aren’t you cold?” The policeman said proudly,”Not as cold as my horse!”
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A Jewish Mother’s Day Joke
Three Jewish immigrant brothers named Moshe, Aaron and Daniel, had a dinner reunion to celebrate their fifteen years stay in America. Since Mother’s Day was just around the corner, they were discussing the gifts they would be giving their Momma back home in Israel. Moshe the eldest brother said, “I had a mansion built in Jerusalem and Momma would be moving into it on Mother’s Day.” Aaron the middle brother said, “I bought a special edition Mercedes Benz for Momma…
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Ten Commandments for Children
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the Commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest in his family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
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A Day with Jesus
Pushing his way to the front of the crowd, Jesus waved his arms if front of the mad throng. When they had quieted, he helped up a woman whom they had been pelting with stones. “This is wrong! Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” Suddenly a rock came flying from the midst of the mob, and caught the woman square in the forehead. Looking across the sea of faces, Jesus swore, “Dammit! Is that you, Mother?”
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theblindman
There was a nun taking a bath one day. Suddenly she hears a knock on the door. “Who is it?” the nun says. “Blind man,” the guy says. “I’m busy right now,” says the nun. Suddenly she hears another knock again. “Who is it?” says the nun. “Blind man. Hurry up!” says the guy. The nun thought since it was only a blind man, he couldn’t see her. So the nun gets out the tub and she’s butt naked. She…
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Bad Day In Vegas
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What should I do now?” A man standing next to her trying to calm her down suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?” He walks away but moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table he’s just left. Maybe she’s won! He rushes back to…
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A Very Special Day
Over breakfast recently, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course, I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen, long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn’t wait for…
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The Little Man
A man with a very little man on his shoulder enters a bar. The little man is no more than a foot tall. “Set ’em up”, says the man to the bartender. “I’ve got to drink these fast.” The bartender is not fazed by unusual happenings in his pub and sets up a dozen whiskies in front of the man. The little man jumps down from the man’s shoulder and begins kicking over the shots as fast as he can…
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