yo momma so hairy
Yo Momma so hairy she look like she got Don king in a head lock. Yo daddy so black when he came outside the street lights came on. Yo breath stink so bad we need to glue a peppermint to yo bottom lip.
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Dad Jokes - page 24
Dog in Heat
This little girl Susie comes home from school and asks her mom if she can take the dog for a walk. Her mom says “No, Rover is in heat!” Susie asks her mom what that means. “Susie go ask your dad!” She goes out to the garage and asks her father the same question. Her father says, “Give me the dog for a moment.” He pours gas on its butt. Then, he tells Susie, “You can take Rover for a…
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Bathroom graffiti
Seen on a bathroom wall: “I screwed your mother!” Written underneath: “Go home, dad, you’re drunk.”
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Polar Bears
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, “Mom, am I a real polar bear?” “Of course you are,” his mother replied. The young polar bear asked his father, “Dad, am I a real polar bear?” “Yes, you are a real polar bear,” replied his father. A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, “Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?” “Yes,” said his parents. Another week passed and the young polar bear…
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How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men…
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men… He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He is in Follicle Regression. He is not a cradle robber… He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He does not get falling-down…
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CEO Defined
Our dinner-table discussion one evening focused on homework assignments, specifically our ten-year-old’s lesson on acronyms. I asked him if he knew what “CEO” stood for. He didn’t, so I explained that it meant “Chief Executive Officer.” “That definitely must be what Dad is,” our son commented. My husband was beaming with pride, but felt the need to be truthful. “No,” he said, “I’m not Chief Executive Officer.” Our son replied, “Oh! I thought Mom said, “CHEAP Executive Officer.”
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Can You Read Their Minds?
Looking at a recent photograph of the First Family and their dog Buddy posing on the White House lawn, I couldn’t help but imagine what they were thinking of when that picture was taken. Looking at Hillary Rodham Clinton’s serious, half-smiling expression, I imagined her thinking, “I wonder where I can get hold of Lorena Bobbitt’s phone number.” Looking at daughter Chelsea’s smiling face with a knowing expression, I imagined this thought going through her mind, “Now I know why…
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Poor Preacher
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.” “Well, thank you, Son,” the pastor replied. “But why?” “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”
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Birthday Boy
The son of a farmer had just turned 18, and for his birthday, the farmer gave him some cash and said, “Now son, I want you to go to the city and have yourself some fun.” The son gladly took the money and took off to the city. After a few hours he returned very happy. Noticing this, the farmer asked, “How was it, son? Did you get some?” The son replied, “Yeah dad, look at all the things I…
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Bobby Knight
What is the Indiana fan club called? The Hoosier daddies
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