Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, my friend couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.” “Well, Sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “you’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.”
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A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for…
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I was in Chinatown just the other day; walking around trying to find an ATM. Needless to say, I was utterly lost and all those signs around me in foreign languages were of no help. On top of everything, I was hurrying to escape the suffocating, foreign odors emanating from the numerous restaurants and alleys. I turned a corner hoping to catch a breath of fresh air when my eyes sighted a store sign that read “Hans Olafsen Laundry.” How…
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A manager has to take up some sport, his doctor said, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his secretary asks him how he’s doing. “It’s going fine,” the manager says. “When I’m on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, “TO THE CORNER! BACKHAND! TO THE NET! SMASH! GO BACK! “Really? What happens then?” the girl asks, enthusiastically. “Then my body says, ‘Who, ME? Don’t talk nonsense!’”
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Ray gets a call from his blonde girlfriend Gloria. “I’ve got problem, Ray, and I need your help.” “What’s the trouble, Gloria?” replies Ray. “I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of it fits together and I can’t find any of the edge pieces.” “What’s it a picture of?” Ray asks. “It’s a big rooster,” says Gloria. “OK, I’ll come and have a look,” says Ray, so he drives to Gloria’s house. She leads him to the…
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A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. “Ah….” said the woman, as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.” “Ha, you fortune tellers are all a sham!” said the man, scornfully. “I’m the father of THREE children!” The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think….”
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Four guys are driving cross country together — one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York. A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, “What the heck are you doing?” The man from Idaho says, “We have so many of these darned things in Idaho. I’m sick of…
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During recess, Little Johnny was seen crying in the corner of the classroom. So his teacher Mrs. Smith approached Little Johnny to ask why he was crying. Between sobs, Little Johnny said, “Billy hitted me in the head!” Being a teacher, Mrs. Smith could not resist correcting Little Johnny’s grammar. So she said, “Billy hit me in the head.” Little Johnny then stopped crying and smiled as he said, “You too? Boy, that Billy is in BIG trouble now!”
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If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them? If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do Kamakazie pilots wear helmets? What are Preparations A to G? What do they use to protect shipments of styrofoam? If you shoot a mime, shouldn’t you use a silencer? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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One night a married woman awoke to a moaning sound and found her husband wasn’t in bed with her. Getting worried the woman went downsairs but to no avail could she find her husband. She was ready to go back to bed when she heard the moaning sob again, only it was coming from the basement. After going down into the basement she found her husband balled up in a corner crying his eyes out. When she asked him what…
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