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Important Questions to Ponder

If Con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons?…

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Marriage

1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. 2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. 3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. 4. A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; Then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the…

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From Black Fella to White Fella

From Black Fella to White Fella. Dear White Fella, somethings you ortta know. Firstly, When I’m born I’m black, When I grow up I’m black, When I’m sick I’m black, When I go in the sun I’m black, When I’m scared I’m black, When I’m cold I’m black, When I die I’m still black. But you white fella, When you’re born you’re pink, When you grow up you’re white, When you’re sick you’re green, When you go in the sun…

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