Cold cream Jokes - page 2

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make their announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” “We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wings.” “Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person…

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David goes to a department store and sees a Thermos flask, he asks an assitant how it works. “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.” So he buys one. Later on he goes to the training ground, and Mr. Ferguson asks him how his Thermos flask works, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.” “What have you got in it David??” “Two cups of coffee and a chocolate ice cream.”

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If Con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons?…

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