fat ass, taken from Bobby Slaton’s album Raging Bully
A wife asks her husband the big question, “Honey, do these jeans make my ass look fat?” The husband replies, “No honey, your fat ass makes your ass look fat!!!”
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Bu Jokes - page 16
The Bus, The Doctor, The Onlooker And The People In The Bus.
In a very crowded bus, one busy Monday morning, a passenger unable to resist an urge releases it silently, but the smell gets so bad that the people in the bus had to get out. The passengers, who were very annoyed asked the driver to send off the person responsible for the stinking act, but they were unable to point out who it was since everybody was accusing somebody. The accusations became very unorganised and the commotion attracted a big…
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Clinton Bumper Stickers
1) Clinton: We forgive you . . . Now Resign 2) Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat 3) Jail to the Chief 4) If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date your daughter. 5) Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father
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Bumps
Q. What do the bumps on a woman’s nipple mean? A. It’s braille for suck here.
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School Bus
Q. What’s the difference between a school bus and a cactus? A. On a school bus all the little pricks are on the inside!
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Blondes -n- Butter
What do blondes and butter have in common? They both spread easily!
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The World Trade Building
Q: My ex-wife, my Lawyer and Bill Clinton all meet on top of the World Trade center. After chatting for about an hour they all walk over to the edge, look down, and all jump over the edge at the same time. Who do you think will hit the ground first. A: Who really cares !!!
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The Truth and Nothing But…
Cautioning the witness to remember that she was under oath, the lawyer asked, “How old are you?” “Twenty-nine and some months,” she replied. “How many months?” “One hundred and ninety-six.”
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Busy for Hours
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? {Scroll down} * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * {Scroll up}
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Bubble Bath for Guys
Q. How does a man take a bubble bath? A. He eats lots of beans for dinner.
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