Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A blonde and a brunette were talking during their lunch break. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem, but she gave him Head and Shoulders and it cleared it up. The blonde promptly asked, “How do you give shoulders? “
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are all on death row. The brunette is taken into the execution room. The executioner asks her if she has any last words. She said no. He aims the gun at her and she yells “snowstorm!” And everyone runs away and she escapes. The redhead is taken into the room and asked if she has any last words. She says no. The executioner points the gun at her and she yells “tornado!” Everyone…
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The blond family was the perfect american family –mom, dad, brother, and little sister…and of course they all had blonde hair and blue eyes!! One day little sister found a brunette wig and put it on, she went in the bathroom and put on some of mom’s mascara, and put in some brown contacts… Then she went and found her dad and said. “Daddy, daddy, look I’m a brunette, look dad!!!” Well, dad didn’t even look up from the tv.…
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all worked in the same office together. After a few weeks, they began to notice that their boss would slip out unnoticed hours early. One day, the three of them got together and decided that they would leave work early the next day after their boss had left. The following day, after their boss had left, the brunette, the redhead, and the blonde all left and went their separate ways. The brunette went…
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1: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block! 2: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 3: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? “Daddy! I want to go to Miami 4: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. They spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don’t exist and the…
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Q: What do you call a blonde doing cartwheels? A: Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette.
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A local TV station sponsored a contest for young ladies who were to swim across Lake Ontario. The winner would receive a modeling contract. Three women entered…a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The winner was the brunette who made it in twelve hours, followed closely by the redhead who came in 30 minutes later. When the blonde still hadn’t come in two hours later, they sent a boat out to pick her up. They found her exhausted and angry…
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One day, a little girl is watching her mother load the dishwasher. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She asks her mother, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?” Mommy replies, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for awhile and then asked, “Mommy, how come…
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Two women, one a blonde and the other a brunette, walk into the supermarket to buy some groceries. From a distance, the blonde spots a handsome guy who is known by both women. She then calls out, “Hey, Dick! Yoohoo, Dick!” However, the guy ignores her calls and moves on. The brunette nudges the blonde and says, “That guy’s name is Peter!” “Oh,” says the blonde. “I knew it was somewhat similar.”
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Once there were three girls on a deserted island. There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. Acorrding to their calculations, they were only 20 miles away from mainland. The brunette said, “I can swim pretty far. I am going to try to get to the mainland”. So she gets in the water. She swims 5 miles and gets tired and drowns. The red head gets in the water and tries the same thing. 5 miles, 10 miles,…
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