Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three girls in college were all out at dates. One was a Brunette, another was a Red head and the last was a blonde. They returned at the same time and the Brunette said, “You know its a good date when your hair is messed up” The red head said “No, you know its a good date when your lip stick is all sumged” The blonde ripped off her panties and threw them against the wall where they stuck and…
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1. What does a blonde’s mother say to her before going out at night? If your not in bed by 10, come home. 2. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. 3. What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and a brunette? You don’t need to give the blonde as much alcohol.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a black man were driving in a convertible. As they drove on a narrow road, a semi broadsided them and their car plunged off a cliff into the lake. Unharmed, the brunette and black man swam to the surface. They couldn’t find the blonde anywhere! A few minutes later, the blonde finally came to the surface. “Where were you?” they asked. The blonde replied, “I couldn’t get the door open!”
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A blonde and a brunette were speeding down a highway. The brunette said, “Watch out for any cop’s lights.” After a while the brunette said, “Are there any cop’s lights behind us?” And the blonde said, “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no….”
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One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in the middle of nowhere when their car breaks down. The brunette says, “We should take the things that we need to survive because we have to walk to the nearest town.” She then picks up some food and says, “We will need this.” The redhead picks up a bottle of water and says, “We will need this.” The blonde tries to pull the door off the car. The…
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.…
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This little old lady lives New York and after a long day goes home to her hotel. She passes the doorman and heads for the elevator. She pushes her floor, number 15, and the elevator begins to rise, but eventually stops on the third floor. Suddenly, this beautiful brunette walks into the elevator. As the elevator resumes ascending, the old lady begins sniffing the brunette. The brunette tosses her hair back and says, “Calvin Klein, $75 an ounce.” The elevator…
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Why do brunettes keep their hair color dark? It matches their moustache Why do brunettes always watch their figure? ‘Cause no one else does
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3 blondes found a bottle and rubbed it.Out popped a genie & said he would grant each of them a wish. The first blonde says, “I want to be smart.” So the genie turned her into a brunette. The second blonde says, “I want to be smarter than her.” So he turns her into a redhead. The third blonde looks confused and says, “But I want to be even dumber than I already am.” So the genie turns her into…
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A. A brunette with bad breath
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