Mr. Joke
How can you tell that Adam and Eve were white? -Ever known a brother who would part with a rib?
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Brother Jokes - page 6
Wrong Train of Thought?
Thinking “outside the box” may have its advantages, but consider this situation. A game chap is applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. “What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?” the chief engineer asks him. “Well,” says the applicant, “I’d call my brother.” “Why would you call your brother?” “He’s never seen a train wreck before.”
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ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Plez compleet the follwin best ya can: Name: (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-George (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson Last Name: (If unsure of spelling, write it out the way it sounds) (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Un-employed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Second Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Mistress’s Name: __________________________ Second Mistress’s Name: __________________________ Number of times you have…
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MAD stupid jokes!
Your momma is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Your so stupid, you think Federal Express is a branch of the government. Your father is so dumb, he went to an LA Clippers game to get a haircut. Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Olde Engkish 800 is a college course. Your mother is so stupid, she tired to drown herself in a car pool. your mother is so stupid, she put your brother in…
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Holding a Big One
Two little boys were urinating behind the barn and one said, “I wish I had a big one like my big brother. He holds his with four fingers.” Said the second little boy, “But you’re holding yours with four fingers.” “Sure,” said the first, “but I’m pissing on three of them.”
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Chelsea lawsuit
Did you hear that Chelsea Clinton is sueing Monica Lewinsky? Chelsea is claiming that Monica swallowed her brother!!
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Dice Rules
Peter Peter pumpkin eater saw this girl but couldn’t meet her. Saw her brother one fine day, sucked his dick and now he’s gay.
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all in the family
There was this girl who needed a date to her prom, so she asked her brother to go with her. He refused, and so she said, “Well everyone else is doing it,” and so he then agreed. At the Prom, the girl asked her brother to dance. Again, he refused and she said,”Well, everyone else is doing it,” so he then agreed. As they were dancing, she looked around and saw everyone french kissing. So she asked her brother to…
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Football Humor
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade…
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Bad Day
A man walks into a bar and orders a Triple Vodka. The bartender says, “you musta had a bad day.” The man says, “yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay.” The man walks into the bar the next day and orders a Triple Vodka again. The bartender says, “Wow, another bad day.” The man says, “Yeah, I just found out my older brother is gay!” The same man walks into the bar and orders another Triple Vodka.…
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