Breasts Jokes - page 5

Damned interns!

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it. The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her breasts was hanging out of the open front of her uniform! “Miss Jennings! How can you account for parading around the hospital not only looking like a derelict, but with your breast exposed?” the supervisor yelled. “Oh that,” said the nurse, as she stuffed…

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How do you draw….. boobs!

Have you ever wondered how you draw breasts on the computer? You know how to draw faces =) asses (_|_) and animals O3“““ ~~~~~(_____*> but NO ONE can draw boobs. So I’ll show you. (o)(o) Perfect breasts (+)(+) Fake silicone breasts (*)(*) High nipple breasts (@)(@) Big nipple breasts 00 A cups {O}{O} D cups (oYo) Wonderbra breasts (^)(^) Cold breasts (o)(O) Lopsided breasts (Q)(O) Pierced breasts (p)(p) Breasts with tassels \o/\o/ Grandma breasts ( – )( – ) Flat…

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Cinderella’s Mirror

Cinderella was excited that she had bought a new magical mirror. She hung the mirror on the door and chanted, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my bust a 44”. All of a sudden, Cinderella had these huge breasts and she was delighted. Sometime later, her Prince came by and noticed her new magical mirror. The Prince thought that he too would give the new magical mirror a try. The Prince then chanted, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my…

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Old Lady

An old lady went to her doctor because she was concerned about some lumps she had found under her breasts. The doctor gave her a thorough examination and told her, “Ma’am I have some good news and some bad news.” She said the she would like the good news first. The doctor said, “The lumps under your breast aren’t cancerous.” The old lady asked what the bad news was. The Doctor replied, “The lumps under you breasts are your feet.”

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Breast Man

A guy goes to see a psychiatrist. He says, “Doc, I think I’m hung up on women’s breasts.” The psychiatrist says, “We’ll see. I’ll give you a quick word association test. I’ll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind. Shall we begin?” The guy nods his head. The doctor says, “Eggs.” The guy says, “Boobs.” The doctor says, “Orange.” The guy says, “Hooters.” The doctor says, “Grapefruit.” The guy says, “Jugs.” The doctor…

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A New Career?

A very well-built young blond was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. “I tried to be an actress and failed,” she complained. “I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too.” The shrink thought for a moment and said, “Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don’t you try nursing?” The girl thinks about…

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Dr. Sorry

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she says, “you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.” “That is correct,” Say the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.…

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Nudist Colony

A family of three [mom, dad and a 10 year-old girl] went down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you.” The mom replied, “That’s right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are.” The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, “Mommy, mommy, guys down…

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Fast Bill

Bill rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it’s quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying…

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