Bras Jokes - page 4

My 11 year old daughter and I were getting dressed in the bathroom the other morning. Being an avid gymnast, she hasn’t quite started to develop yet. As I was putting on my bra, she said, “Mom you need a bra to hold up your boobies, but I don’t.” I laughed and said, “Not yet you don’t.” She said, “No, but I got eye-bras to hold up my eyes though!” I laughed hysterically. This is a true story.

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“Mum, can I ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “Well, you see, I’m already fourteen, and I think it’s proper that I should own one now.” “And what is this ‘one’ you’re referring to?” “Could you buy me a neat set of bras?” “No.” “But, Mum, my nipples are already prominent, and they catch attention.” “Nope.” “It will hide them better….” “I said NO!” “But all of my friends wear….!” “DAVID! How many times must I tell you that bras…

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Dirty Limmericks 1. There once was a lad from Mass Who’s balls were made of fine brass In stormy weather they clanged together And sparks would fly out of his ass! 2. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover dove her and said “Hey, I got a bone of my own!’

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Not to put down internet travel sites, but this one definetely takes the cake. I will not reveal the name of this site however, because that just wouldn’t be right. ***************************************************** I was planning a trip from Utah, to a little town in Colorado, and I wanted to plan my mileage out, using internet “driving direction” maps. I did pretty well, until I tried to get from Delta, Colorado to Montrose, Colorado. To make a long story short, that little…

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I just heard there’s going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of EMPIRE STRIKES BACK coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of Episode 1… The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition ———————————————– INT: BESPIN GANTRY – MOMENTS LATER: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.…

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A man walked into the Ladies Department of Macy’s. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.” “What type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man. “There is more than one type?” “Look around,” said the sales lady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. “Actually, even with all this variety, there are really only four types…

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A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got one in my Yugo!” The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes I have a phone.” The driver of the Yugo says, “Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I’ve…

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