Boyfriend girlfriend Jokes - page 2

A guy sat on his toilet one day so hard, that he broke the seat in half. So he pulled out the super glue, and left it to dry. Five minutes later, his girlfriend walked in, and took a seat. When she tried to sit up, of course, she got stuck, so in a panic, the guy called 911. “The fire fighters are on their way!” he screamed to her. “Well they can’t just see me like THIS!” she cried.…

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A guy and his beautiful girlfriend go into to this bar. The guy sits down and the beautiful girl tells her boyfriend that she is going to the bar to order her favorite mixed drink. She walks up to the bar to order the drink and along comes this drunk guy slurring, “Damn, baby, you are so fine, I would love to suck on those tits of yours!” She replies, “How dare you talk to me that way, my boyfriend…

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