Dolly & Friends
question: “What do you get when you join together Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton?” answer: “Two Boobs and a country singer!”
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Boobs Jokes - page 3
Breast Man
A guy goes to see a psychiatrist. He says, “Doc, I think I’m hung up on women’s breasts.” The psychiatrist says, “We’ll see. I’ll give you a quick word association test. I’ll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind. Shall we begin?” The guy nods his head. The doctor says, “Eggs.” The guy says, “Boobs.” The doctor says, “Orange.” The guy says, “Hooters.” The doctor says, “Grapefruit.” The guy says, “Jugs.” The doctor…
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What Have You Got?
Over drinks one evening, two gentlemen were having a discussion about the charms or lack there-of of Pamela Anderson. “I say she’s highly over-rated,” said one. “Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs, those great boobs, the rest of her figure and what have you got?” “My wife,” said the other with a heavy sigh . . . .
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Cards you WON’T find at your Hallmark Store
Not likely to find these cards at your local Hallmark store…. “Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you.” “Looking back over the years that we’ve been…
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Little Johnnie learns the word Fascinate
Little Johnnie’s teacher asked the students to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence. Susie raised her hand and the teacher called on her. She said, “The stars really are fascinating.” The teacher said, “No Susie, I wanted you to use just ‘fascinate’.” Scottie raised his hand and was called on. He said, “The museum we went to last week fascinated me.” Again the teacher said, “No Scottie, I wanted you to use just ‘fascinate’.” Finally Johnnie raised his hand…
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Student Bloopers: The World According to………..
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following “history” of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot. The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of…
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yet another tittie joke
After fake boobs start to sag, what do you call the cleavage? Silicon Valley
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ELIZABETH TAYLOR
Elizabeth Taylor walks into her plastic surgeons office one day and says to him, ?Over the years I have had my boobs done, my butt done and my face done. Now I would like to have down below done.? So her doctor says, ?sure, that?s no problem.? Elizabeth replies ? but there?s just one thing…I ask of you and that is to keep this a secret from everyone. I am tired of the press and the public knowing about every…
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