How many blonde jokes?
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they’re all true!
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Blonde joke Jokes - page 2
my TOP 10 blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde say when the docotor told her that she was pregnant? A: Is it mine? —————————— Q: Why did the blonde have tire marks across her back? A: Because the sign said “Don’t Walk” —————————— Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool. —————————— Q: Why did the blonde’s belly button hurt? A: ‘Cause her boyfriends were all blondes too. —————————— Q: How would you kill…
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Blonde joke 12,779
What does a blonde say when you contact her on her mobile phone? Oh, how did you know I was here?
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TONS of Blonde Jokes
1: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block! 2: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 3: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? “Daddy! I want to go to Miami 4: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. They spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don’t exist and the…
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Some more awful blonde jokes
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULLOVER!” “NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!” ++++++++++ The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something…
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Why blonde jokes….
Why are all blonde jokes one liners? So guys can remember them.
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Quickie Blonde jokes
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde’s ear? Data transfer Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? She…
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Some funny blonde jokes
Q & A Q:How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A:Tell him a joke on Thursday. Q:A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A:Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q:Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? A:Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades. Q:Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A:They always forget the…
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BLONDE JOKE
Two blondes were drivin to the airport when they saw a sign which read “Airport left”, so they turned around and went home.
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100 Blonde Jokes!
1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6. Q: How does a blonde part their…
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