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A man comes home early from work to find his wife in bed with another man. He flips out, gets his gun from the night stand, and points at his own head. At this, his wife starts to laugh. He says, “Go ahead and laugh, bitch, you’re next!”
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man comes home early from work to find his wife in bed with another man. He flips out, gets his gun from the night stand, and points at his own head. At this, his wife starts to laugh. He says, “Go ahead and laugh, bitch, you’re next!”
There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off the second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting on the first. The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To…
Barbie’s Letter To Santa: Dear Santa: Listen, you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAY BACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you…
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