Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day this guy is sitting on a park bench eating a bald eagle. A cop comes by and says..”Hey fella…What do you think you are doing? That is an endangered species! You can’t kill it and eat it!” The cop arrests him and takes him to jail… The next day he goes to court and the judge says, “Sir, do you realize that a bald eagle is an endangered species and you can spend up to 5 years in…
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Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.” “That’s odd,” her companion replies, “but if we are going to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor, and they both walk toward the cart. “Two dogs, please,” she says. The vendor is only…
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One old man was sitting on a park bench talking to a new acquaintance. “I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruelest disease.” “Crueler than cancer?” his friend asked. “You bet,” the first codger replied. “It makes every single one of your joints stiff–except the right one!”
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Two miliary policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book. He said to her, “Quick Sister, please hide me. I don’t want to be drafted, and the M.P.’s are chasing me!” She lifted up her skirt and said, “Quick! Hide under here.” The two policemen came by and asked if she had seen…
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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, “We bet we can tell how old you are.” The old man said there ain’t no way you can guess it. One of the old ladies said: “Sure we can. Drop your pants!” He did. The three ladies looked at him for a few moments and then the other lady said, “Take off your…
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Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly, a flasher runs up, stands in front of them and opens his coat, exposing his naked body. The first elderly lady had a stroke. The second elderly lady also had a stroke. But the third elderly lady couldn’t quite reach it.
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A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came up to her and said, “Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?” “How dare you!” said the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!” “Well, then,” said the beggar, “what are you doing in my bed?”
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A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi walks over, sits down next to the blind man and hands him a piece of matzoh. A couple of minutes go by, and the blind man says, “Who wrote this shit?!”
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what is the time when an elephant sits on a bench? ans: it is time to buy a new bench
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Two men were sitting on a park bench having a conversation. “You know,” the first man said to the other, “I only need to take half of a Viagra”. “Half of a Viagra?” the second man asked, “Why only half a Viagra?” The first man replied, “It’s not that I am really interested in sex. It’s just that I was tired of peeing on my shoes!”
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