Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Over drinks one evening, two gentlemen were having a discussion about the charms or lack there-of of Pamela Anderson. “I say she’s highly over-rated,” said one. “Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs, those great boobs, the rest of her figure and what have you got?” “My wife,” said the other with a heavy sigh . . . .
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There is a father who is very proud of his son because he is turning 21. There is only one thing wrong. The son is just a head. No torso, no arms, no legs, just a head. His father brings his son to a bar on the night of his 21st birthday. The father is just gleaming with pride and so he orders a beer for his son. His son drinks up, and poof, magically he has arms. The father,…
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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The nervous father-to-be was pacing outside the delivery room when finally the doctor emerged. “Oh, doctor!” he cried. “Is it a boy or a girl?” “I’m afraid I have a bit of bad news,” said the doctor gravely. “I’m sorry to have to tell you that your child was not born complete.” The father’s face fell, but he said, “well, I’m sure it can have a happy and complete life in any case.” “It’s pretty bad,” said the doctor. “I’m…
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Hello, my name is Jonathan McKenzie. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before…
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Paul and a bunch of other kids ran up to Mrs. Robinson’s house carrying caps, baseball gloves, and bats. Paul shouted up to the window, “Mrs. Robinson! Can Johnny come out to play baseball?” Mrs. Robinson replied, “Paul, you know that Johnny doesn’t have any arms or legs.” Paul shouted back, “We know that. We just want to use him as first base!”
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One day, a man walked up to Bob and asked him to name all of the body parts of a woman. Bob named them all – arms, legs, mouth, head, – except for the one part that makes women different from men. When Bob was asked what he forgot, his response was “I just had it on the tip of my tongue!”
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs: at your doorstep? Matt under a car? Jack hanging on the wall? Art floating in the ocean? Bob up in a tree? Russell
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