The camel and the donkey
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Loading ...One day a camel and a donkey were walking in the desert. The donkey said, ” I saw 3 oases back a ways.” So the camel and the donkey turned around. They walked and walked until they came upon the 3rd oasis. The camel drank all the water. The donkey said, “What did you do that for?” The camel said, “Shut up, you Jackass, I know what I am doing.” So they walked and walked until they came apon the 2nd oasis. The camel drank all the water. Donkey says, “What did you do that for?” The camel said, “Shut up you jackass I know what I am doing.” They walked and walked until they came upon the 2nd oasis…..
LISTENER: “Why do you keep going back to the 2nd oasis?” STORYTELLER: “Shut up you jackass I know what I am doing.”