Yo Momma so Fat
Yo Mama so fat she has her own area code. Yo Mama so fat she had to make a bra out of two parachutes. Yo Mama so fat she can be on three continents at once. Yo Mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo Mama so fat she has her own area code. Yo Mama so fat she had to make a bra out of two parachutes. Yo Mama so fat she can be on three continents at once. Yo Mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
How do you fit yo momma in a two-piece bathing suit? Take the “F” out of fat, and the “F” out of way. That’s right — there is no “F”-in’ way!
(this has got to be the best yo momma joke around) *yo momma so fat, she got mo rolls than the pillsbury dough boy.
Yo mamma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
your momma is so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem! 2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk! 3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody! 4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock! 5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner! 6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood…
Your moma’s so fat, When she bent over, astronauts looked down from space and thought they discovered a new planet.
Your momma’s so fat that instead of perfume she uses room deodorizer! Your momma’s so fat that she stepped on a dog’s tail and now we call him “Beaver”!