Yo mamma so fat Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she fills the bath tub, then puts in the water. Yo mamma so fat she has a hula hoop for a belly button ring. Yo mamma so fat her belly gets home fifteen minutes before she does.

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YO MAMMA SO FAT, WE GO SWIMMING IN HER BELLY-BUTTON, EVERY SUMMER.

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Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by a bus and said stop pushing

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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a Nintendo 64 and made a Gameboy.

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Yo mamma so fat, that when I fucked her ass the other night, I had to slap her ass and ride the wave in!

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Your mamma is so fat she wore a yellow dress to the bus station, bent over and everybody got in.

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Yo Mama is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out… Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets hit by a 747 she goes “Oh, mosquito.”

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yo mamma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. yo mamma is so fat, everytime she wears red, all the neighborhood people come out singing, “go koolaid, go koolaid”. yo mamma is so fat, that when one day while she was bungee jumping in a yellow suit, someone said, “oh my god, someone do something! the sun is falling!”

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