Yo mama so poor
Yo mama so poor, she went to KFC and licked everybody else’s fingers.
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Yo mama so poor, she went to KFC and licked everybody else’s fingers.
your mama was so ugly as a child her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
1)Yo mama’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to make an aerosol. 2)Yo mama is sooo fat, her high school Sr picture was taken from a blimp. 3)Yo mama is soo fat, she got more chins than China town. 4)Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs……it just looks like she is glidin across the floor. 5)Yo mama’s soooo fat, when she goes to check the mail….it measures on the rector scale. 6)Yo mama ain’t got any back,…
Yo mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale, the scale said “To be continued..”.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump paid her tuition at a weight-loss clinic then had to go on welfare
Yo mama so damn fat, when she went to Sea World, they paid her!
yo mama hair so nappy when she combs it sounds like a pack of fire crackers goin POP! POP! POP! yo mama hair so nappy it look’s a Brillo pad. yo mama hair so nappy when she gets hair cuts the naps just start bobbin’ and weavin’. yo mama hair so nappy when she puts on a hat the hat screams.