yo mama so fat, ugly, gay
Yo mama is sooo fat she has to wear two watches because she lives in two different time zones! Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning! Yo mama is so gay she makes straight people crooked!
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Yo mama is sooo fat she has to wear two watches because she lives in two different time zones! Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning! Yo mama is so gay she makes straight people crooked!
Yo mama so fat, she would have been in E.T except when she biked accross the full moon she caused an eclipse!!!!!
Yo mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale, the scale said “To be continued..”.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump paid her tuition at a weight-loss clinic then had to go on welfare
yo mama so fat when she stepped in the road I tried to swerve around her and I ran out of gas!
Yo mama is so fat that when she entered Taco Bell, everybody ran for the border.
Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat they had to grease the door frame and hold a twinke on the other side just to get her through. or Your mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.