Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day, two boys were walking home from school when suddenly they saw a hot girl walking down the same side of the street, but unfortunately, a buff man was walking next to her. “Wow, look at her! She’s hot!” one whispers to the other. Eventually the two boys pass the girl and guy, and one they turn around to stare. “Wow, look at that ass!” says one. “Yea, he must work out…”
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The traveling salesman’s car broke down in the country and he knocked on the farmhouse door. When the farmer opened the door, the salesman said, “Sir, my car has broken down, and I was wondering if you might be able to put me up for the night?” The farmer said, “Why, sure, but you will have to sleep with my son.” The salesman hesitated then said, “Excuse me, sir, but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
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Dr. Masters and Dr. Johnson were discussing the performance of Nurse Ratchett who seemed to have trouble understanding the simplest instruction. Dr. Masters said, “I notice Nurse Ratchett always mixes up the words in any instruction I give her. Why, just recently, I told her to give Mr. Jones an injection of two-milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. What she did was to give him an injection of 10-milligrams every two hours. Mr. Jones damn near died on us!” “Tell…
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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the Italian front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and had made it to Southampton, England, there to board a train bound for a few days in London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only seat unoccupied was directly across from a well dressed middle aged lady…
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There was an old man sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out when a young jogger came by and asked him what was the matter. The old man says, “I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not …(sob)” The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed…
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I recently had the honour of interviewing the Prime Minister of Britain. Here is than interview PM: Could you please untie me? (coughs loudly) Me: Perhaps later. What exactly is wrong with you? PM: I think I’ve caught the flu from the president. Me: So you’ve been kissing him again? PM: No! Me: So you’ve stopped kissing him then? PM: No! Er I mean yes, I mean-… Me: (interrupting) Is your relationship serious? PM: No, I didn’t mean that? Me:…
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An old man had never been to the doctors before but something went wrong and he had to go. As he stepped into the doctors office a snotty receptionist slid back her window and said can I help you? He said I’d like to see the doctor. Well sir whats wrong with you. Not knowing any better he said, somethings wrong with my dick. She got mad an reminded him of women and kids in the office. She said you…
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After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. “What seems to be the problem?” Immediately, the husband held his long face down without…
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A couple goes back to their original honeymoon hotel for a celebration of their 50th wedding anniversary. After all the family festivities they retire to the original room they stayed in on their honeymoon night 50 years prior. The woman is done with her bathroom antics and her husband takes her place for his turn to get ready. The elderly man takes quite awhile in the bathroom, as is his norm, and his wife spends the time figuring out the…
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It’s more than obvious: The high technology of the information age isn’t for everyone. Consider the man standing by the office fax machine and scratching his head when a co-worker walks by. “Do you know anything about this fax machine?” the puzzled fellow asks. “A little. What’s wrong?” “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.” “How did you load…
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