girls and cars
Why do men like women in leather? Because they smell like a new car!
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Why do men like women in leather? Because they smell like a new car!
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Under Democrats, man exploits man. Under Republicans, it’s just the reverse. Today is the last day of your life, so far.
NEW YORK It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. NEW JERSEY You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service only. In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant. CALIFORNIA It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. Women may not drive in a house coat. FLORIDA It is illegal to…