What if I’m caught?
I once asked my wife, “What would you do, if you came home one day, and caught me in bed with another woman?” She thought a moment and replied, “Why, I’d be so angry, I probably break her white cane and shoot her guide dog!”
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
I once asked my wife, “What would you do, if you came home one day, and caught me in bed with another woman?” She thought a moment and replied, “Why, I’d be so angry, I probably break her white cane and shoot her guide dog!”
A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the “craziest” thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child’s toy. Somehow the engineer, desperately hanging on to a life preserver, managed to wash ashore on a secluded island. Outside of beautiful scenery, a spring-fed pool, bananas and coconuts, there was little else. He lost…