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Fastest Sperm

Joe Sperm decided to get in shape, so when the big day came, he could be the one to find the egg. Every day, he ran long distance sprints, lifted weights, and anything else he thought would keep him in shape. The other sperm all laughed at him. Finally, the big day came. Joe was off like a flash, and very soon, the other sperm lost sight of him. They all thought they had lost, when suddenly they saw Joe…

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Growing wild

There was this guy (we won’t mention any names) that really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into his mirror, admiring his body. He noticed that he was tanned all over, with the exception of his “thing”. He decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his “thing” which he left sticking out. Two little…

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Little Old Ladies

Once upon a time there was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body (it’s a man thing), when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis. He decided to do something about it. He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand,…

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