Weevil Jokes

There were two boll weevils from Kentucky. One moved away to Hollywood and became a big movie star with millions of dollars. He was known as the successful weevil. The other one stayed at home and worked on the farm. He made a decent living but wasn’t as successful as the other. Therefore he was known as the lesser of two weevils.

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It has become pretty obvious to me that our present astrological signs have served their purpose and that we should get rid of them. When I’m out driving around I’ll see bulls, and once in a great while I suppose I’ll even see a ram. Up the street from me there’s some twins, but I don’t see them much. The rest of these things are just too obscure. You only see crabs on vacation. There are no lions, or scorpions,…

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