Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A very ugly and rude women walks into Walmart with her two children. She scurrilously askes the person at the door why the store is so cold. The clerk response, “I’m sorry mam, corporate sets the temperature by computer. Are these your twins?” “No, the boy is nine and the girl is seven. Why do they look alike?” “No! I just can’t believe you got fucked more than once!”
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There was a blonde driving a car, and all was going fine until the car started speeding up it hit a lot of bumps and she was thrown off , but her foot was caught in a wire her head was bouncing dangerously close to the ground. Just when she was about to give up hope, a Walmart employee came out and unplugged the car.
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I got a new job down at the fishing supply store. I am a baiter. It takes about 3 months to become a senior baiter, and about a year to get a master’s certificate. What the hell, it’s better that being one of those jack-offs at Walmart.
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Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys. Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on. Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw. Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.
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1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plan you right here! 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw. 3. Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good. 4. Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be. 5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can…
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A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even…
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